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9:26 PM Beau: J$#!#$!
  AMANDA
  FREAKING
  HUGNKISS
  JUST
  CALLED
  THE
  ANSWERING
  SERVICE
  $#$%#!$!
 me: HAHAHAHA
  god, it sucks to be you
 Beau: $#$%#!$!
  i lauhged and said.... that's an expensive phone call
9:27 PM and the lady was like 'that's what we all thought'
 me: so, there is an up side
9:30 PM me: Moe is going to flip when he gets a bill for an emergency call
 Beau: i'm going to give her the option to wait for the am
 me: sporting of you
9:33 PM Beau: and
  it gets better
  amanda didn't call
  what
  the
  fuck?
  oh
  it was you
  i hate you
9:34 PM me: hahaha why didn't you call the # I left?
 Beau: i didn't get the number
  i said i knew it
  hahahahahahahahah
 me: hahahaha
 Beau: well...
  that's embarrasing
 me: just a little
 Beau: i pulled up the spreadsheet and called her at home
9:35 PM got her up
  hahahahahaha
 me: hahahahaha
  fuck
 Beau: i
  hate.
  you.
9:36 PM me: I know